-I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.-Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.-I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the computer will say, “Your password is incorrect.”-If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.-Don’t bother telling your problems to anyone - 20 percent don’t care and. I tried to figure out a way to get to fuck my mom which sounds kind of stupid as I had not fucked anyone as of yet. I was pretty proud of my cock and how it had grown and filled out and how much jizz would come out-I had some huge loads. So I thought my mom, or any girl for that matter, would just love to fuck me. So I started flirting with every female I would see, including mom, but to no avail. Then mom and I went on a cross country trip to see her mother. We loaded the car told dad bye. He needed the cheater for each one and when he was finished his armsached like they hadn't since he was a rookie grease monkey.* * * * *A rail thin little man about three feet tall peeked into Colin's unit. Hewas strangely dressed all in green in knee breeches, a tail coat and atop hat decorated with shamrocks. He had a neat little beard and puffedlike a smokestack on a little corncob pipe. He cleared his throattheatrically and waited for Colin to notice him."Excuse me laddie," he said as he. Unfortunately, no sound of a crash followed, only, "Gwendolynne! You're safe! Come here, baby, let me take you home!" She sounded like she might be a relieved mother. He-she sighed. This was not turning out to be his day. Why couldn't he-she hear sobbing and wailing, and pleas that their loved ones not be beyond recovery? "Gwendolynne? *Are *you alright? You're not answering me!" The car (at least he-she assumed it was the same car) was backing up, and the woman was trying to get his-her.
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